13 Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships

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Robert Mugabe Sleeping In Nigeria
Robert Mugabe Sleeping In Nigeria PHOTO/COURTESY

Zimbabwe president, Robert Mugabe, is the president whose name has making rounds on social media via various memes and quotes that are alleged to have be mentioned by him.

Below are some hilarious quotes on relationship that will make you break down in tears of laughter.

1. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”

2. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

3. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”

Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe's president
Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe’s president PHOTO/COURTESY

4. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.

5. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

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